Lois Lane

[Thank you for calling, please hold
Thank you for calling please hold
Mr. Kent, call on line one]

[Verse One]
I wear my shades over my eyes, cause I’m so cool
I wear a coat over my cape, cause I’m that dude
And imagine if the secret got out, and the world knew
That, uh, he really is real – well ain’t that news!

I haven’t the slightest idea as who to inform
That all of my superpowers are in human form
I couldn’t tell the press, cause they press and I push back
I couldn’t tell the law cause, let’s face it, everything’s in tact

(Chorus)
Wouldn’t it be a shame, if I was lyin
I gotta walk, and drive cars, instead of flying
I know I know, it sounds insane
But I’m still lookin for my Lois Lane

(Verse Two)
And if you ask me and I think you did, it’s all a conspiracy
Lala lala lala lala la whatever word rhymes with conspiracy
Now that the secret is out, please keep it safe
Wrap it in a lock (inaudible) and put the key in the safe

As far as the secret, well you can lock it with the key, so throw it away
[Don’t be stupid] Throw it away!
And forget everything you just heard and just walk away
And if it ever has to go to the witness stand
Please feel free to tell them that you just saw Superman!

(Chorus)
Wouldn’t it be a shame, if I was lyin
I gotta walk, and drive cars, instead of flying
I know I know, it sounds insane
But I’m still lookin for my Lois Lane

(Radio Edit Version Ends)

(Extended Version Begins)

(STACE Talks) Hey baby, how you been? I’m good, You know I’m still looking for you right? Maybe you can raise your hand, so I can see you, but this time, when I get you, I’m never gonna let you go.

Hey girl!
What about tonight?
Maybe we don’t think twice
I been searching my entire life
Here we go
Imma close my eyes

(Raps)

Hey Lois Lane
Where have you been?
I been around the world then back again
Never have I seen a girl who looks like you
I wanna get you high do you think that’s cool?

(Repeats x 4)